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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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