I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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You need a sexual gate keeper
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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