I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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