Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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