i always forget guys have bellybuttons
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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