Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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