What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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