I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
only you would photoshop your dick
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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