I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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