C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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