with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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