I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize