For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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