Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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