I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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