If i come over, it means nothing
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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