I heard we made out
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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