i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my being single is dangerous.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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