not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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