A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Your tits are I can't wait for
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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