He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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