Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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