don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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