Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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