I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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