See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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