Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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