Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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