Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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