i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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