I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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