Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I looked at my own cervix.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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