dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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