Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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