my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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