when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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