it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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