Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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