there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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