look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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