He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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