I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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