If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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