The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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