Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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