Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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