Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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