i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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