don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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