There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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