If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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